cracked:

wilwheaton:

aatombomb:

oinonio:

sizzlykins:

This is simply stunning.

Worth downloading chrome just to see this. 

If you can watch this and still believe that an anthropomorphic deity created all of this just for us, then you are a special kind of stupid.

My god, it’s full of stars.

If you don’t have Google Chrome, you can still check this out.

clarkkftw:

teamaequitas:

0hmykaty:

wearealljustrunaways:

savisintheclouds:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams

i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

sidvintage:

minion-with-a-shotgun:

yesbecausereasons:

sonicalconverse:

yesbecausereasons:

I am 27 years old and I was just taught how to tie my shoes. Thank you, Misha. This is the kind of amazing that I need in my life. 

I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life

Same. My whole life is a lie. 

Misha is a hero to us all. 

thelitanyofdee:

I can’t…..Omg…I can’t.

blua:

Layer series by Nobuhiro Nakanishi.

nevver:

Tony Hawk

nyreen-kandros:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

• c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

• c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

• Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

#im SORRY but that post was nerdy #even by tumblr standards#its like one of the most nerdy things ive seen #and im just ccrracking the fuck up about it

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Animaniacs, 1x05 Taming of the Screwy

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ninthtravelingman:

yellow-spider:

I don’t even know what to do with this picture. 

The obvious answer is to say “The Angels have the phone box.”

Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror

Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.

sassy dolphins.

rraaaarrl:

Arnold the Fennec Fox [x]

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

So today in English, we were looking at Act 4 of King Lear

And there’s a character called ‘Gentleman’

And my teacher goes ‘Oh, is he called the Gentleman? He was called the Doctor when I studied it’

GUYS

HE ERASED HIMSELF FROM EVERY DATABASE IN THE UNIVERSE

INCLUDING SHAKESPEARE PLAYS